About the Nothing Store

As Obama and crew print and borrow more and more money, the U.S. dollar faces an uncertain future.

But three cheers for our Unmighty Dollars -- print as many as you like. They're already worth Nothing, so they can't go down in value.

Comments? Email The Nothing Store team!

The Nothing Store issues new currency weekly.


Counterfeiting Instructions:

Click on a denomination above, print the bills, cut them out, and stuff in an envelope. Send to your congressman or senator marked as a CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION. They'll get the message! For the address of your congressman, click here for senators and here for representatives.





CASH FOR GEEZERS



Trade your tired, worn out geezers for a direct cash payment!

Who needs these inefficient, troublesome old geezers blocking the fast lanes of our new health care system? They've had their day.

As part of the Obamacare counseling on "death with dignity," General Hospital Motors will offer genuine cash money paid to a relative or charity of your choice.

Oldsters who selfishly want to keep chugging along will be counseled that recycling is for the common good. Society can use the spare parts. There will be bonuses for models in good working order. For those who choose recycling over expensive repairs, the bill has added cash incentives.

What's not to like?

Endorsed by the AARP (Motto: We love government programs from the bottom of our highly-paid little lobbyist hearts).

Endorsed by trial lawyers (Motto: We help ourselves by helping you help your relatives to help society)

Endorsed by the (remnants of) the AMA (Motto: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.)

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