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As Obama and crew print and borrow more and more money, the U.S. dollar faces an uncertain future.

But three cheers for our Unmighty Dollars -- print as many as you like. They're already worth Nothing, so they can't go down in value.

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Counterfeiting Instructions:

Click on a denomination above, print the bills, cut them out, and stuff in an envelope. Send to your congressman or senator marked as a CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION. They'll get the message! For the address of your congressman, click here for senators and here for representatives.



Golden State Bill

6/17/09



Space Aliens To Bail Out California


Just kidding folks! Everybody knows space aliens are way too smart to bail out all the crackpot politicians in the universe.

And Obama won't bail them out either. Not because the White House has a problem with California's money-bomb style of government. Not hardly, since that's the new Federal model. It's just that several other states are waiting in line, hats in hand, and the Treasury Department hasn't figured out a word for a sum bigger than "trillions" that wouldn't make everybody's heads explode.

So what's the new plan for California? Simple, the White House and the Sacramento Democrats are going to let Americorps run the state. Obama already fired the guy who questioned his buddy's use of Americorps dollars to wash his personal car. Apparently the Administration thought it must be a good use of taxpayer money, so why not expand the program?

The California legislature will pass the Car Cleanliness Full Employment Act, mandating car cleanliness standards and establishing inspection stations. The Feds will authorize the Americorps bureaucracy to hire enough people to wash every car in California, putting millions to work and stimulating the economy.

"The Administration is committed to giving every hard-working Californian the opportunity to contribute to the turn-around," says Obama's Director of Infotainment. "If washing the cars once a week doesn't work, we are prepared to finance a second washing, maybe even a third."

We here at the Nothing Store applaud this initiative in a state that prides itself on forward thinking, but on the off chance it may not work, we will continue to invest in the yellow metal that first put California on the map. Yes, we are trading dollars for gold, and, get this.... washing our own cars!


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