About the Nothing Store

As Obama and crew print and borrow more and more money, the U.S. dollar faces an uncertain future.

But three cheers for our Unmighty Dollars -- print as many as you like. They're already worth Nothing, so they can't go down in value.

Comments? Email The Nothing Store team!

The Nothing Store issues new currency weekly.

Counterfeiting Instructions:

Click on a denomination above, print the bills, cut them out, and stuff in an envelope. Send to your congressman or senator marked as a CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION. They'll get the message! For the address of your congressman, click here for senators and here for representatives.

What Are Unmighty Dollars Good For?

• Campaign contributions


• Donations to annoying non-profits


• Foreign aid


• Bailing out failing businesses


• Dropping from helicopters



Send other suggestions to:

Tim Geithner

c/o Department of the Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20220


Bear in mind that Secretary Geithner may be a Harvard-designed robot, programmed with the views of Alexander Hamilton, the first Secretary of the Treasury. Hamilton shaped the policy of high taxes and big government. He seems now like such a remote figure, even as his policies still torment us two centuries later.

We wonder, did Hamilton's friends call him Al?

"Hey Al, why are you crying? Having second thoughts about putting bankers in bed with politicians?

"Hey Al, you said that Thomas Jefferson had 'an excessive concern for liberty.' Still believe that?"

Of course Al Hamilton didn't even live long enough to see the wild boom and bust cycles caused by his central bank in the early 19th century. He was a polarizing fellow, and he died young, shot dead by Aaron Burr, Jefferson's Vice President.


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